I's makin' this Journal entry because I feel the need to tell everyone that earlier this afternoon, I had an especially strange dream while I was takin' a nap. It was about celebrities, marriage, college, student loans made out of hay, me being shirtless, my brother finding two puppies under the house, my dogs Santa and Stripe getting loose, a shaping-shifting, human-language speaking lesbian kangaroo, a Bengal tiger, and really expensive- and fancy-looking stairs turning into a slide.